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Obama as the Ringmaster

Well, last week was certainly entertaining, albeit disappointing and quite frightening; sort of like a reality show thriller.  Serious discussion of Obama’s speech at the U.N. is now underway.  Obama noted that the U.S. has now begun – in just the last nine months - to contribute to the betterment of the world.  I’ll leave the analysis of the speech to the policy wonks; I want to talk about the show itself since truth is stranger than fiction and last week was so surreal it bordered on fantasy.

The supposed leader of the free-world (or, was it the entire world?) looked like the ringmaster at a gruesome three-ring circus when he stopped by at the U.N. in New York to meet with the likes of Mahmoud ‘Ahmedinutjob’ of Iran, ‘Qaddaffy-Duck’ of Libya and ‘Ego Chavez’ of Venezuela.  (Side-bar: FoxNews aired an exclusive and hysterical interview with ‘Ego’ wherein he went on a rant and described the network’s journalists as “stupid” - but then clarified that he excluded his interviewer, who had evidently caught him off guard, from that adjective.)

What a sight it was – every crackpot third-world despot and power-hungry kook seemed to be there.  We should have rounded them all up and sent them to Guantanamo.  They come out of the woodwork like, well, you know when the U.N. is in session.  Isn’t it remarkable how the global lunatic fringe doesn’t seem to care anymore?  How they’re up in our collective western societal face now?  Almost as if the inmates were running the asylum - and they’re not afraid to point that out to us.  It seems the adults are no longer in charge.  It’s like a global Lord of the Flies, sized extra-large watching these loons in action.  Say what you will about W, at least he kept this crowd in check for the most part.  Yes, yes, I know ‘Ahmedinutjob’ was doing all manner of ill on W’s watch, too, but now over the weekend, His Nuttiness took it to a new level, launching a test missile capable of hitting western Europe.  It’s as if to spit in the world’s eye in advance of the “discussions” coming this week over Iran’s nuclear program, and in retaliation for the U.S. exposing to the G20 that he’s building a second nuclear enrichment facility.

Did this happen while the enemies of freedom mentioned how much they despise the leader of the free world for being the leader?  Nope. Just the opposite. ‘Ego’ and ‘Qaddaffy’ BOTH were singing Obama’s praises, as was semi-retired Cuban leader ‘Fidel Castor-Oil’.  If those three lunatics are all on record telling the world how much they love you, you’re off-track, Barack (hey, that’s sounds clever).  I can’t wait for these thugs to announce their endorsement of Obama for re-election in three years; ‘Qaddaffy-Duck’ already said he wishes ‘off-track Barack’ could be president forever.  Put that particular endorsement alongside the YouTube video of a kindergarten class singing Obama’s praises to the tune of ‘Jesus loves the little children’ and now creepiness has also been nationalized - faster than you can say “public option health insurance”.

The only things missing last week were a visit from ‘Kim Jong Mentally-Ill’ of North Korea; that and a cameo appearance by Jimmy Carter of course.  That would have completed the picture.  It is unfortunate that the biggest thugs on the planet no longer hide in caves, fearing U.S. courage and strength.  Alas, they're pitching big bedouin tents in Donald Trump's yard.  I suspect they’re all laughing their crazy heads off at how the Americans were duped into electing Obama president.  Putin and the Chinese have got to be getting a hearty chuckle out of this, too.  How could they not be sharpening their knives with sheer glee?  (As it is, ‘off-track Barack’ is fresh off of handing the Poles and Czechs on a silver platter to the Russian bear to devour while we watch in horror.)  Watch for China to enforce its one-China policy on Taiwan shortly, now that the U.S. is abandoning its friends and allies en masse.

We had better hope that ringmaster “off-track Barack” can teach these nasty beasties to jump through hoops for us.  I’m afraid they’ll attack their audience all too soon if he can’t.  I also fear that he may not be capable of taming them, now that he’s turned them loose from their cages.  In fact, his speech did little to tame them; it likely made them even hungrier, what with the proverbial scent of Israeli blood in the water after his speech.  Worst of all, he seemed to fit right into that circus - just like a ringmaster proudly displaying a terrible, bloodthirsty beast to us, an audience that is frightened but awed by the sheer spectacle of it all. Here's a question for the pollsters to ask Americans: 'Do you feel safer after Barack Obama's U.N. speech?'

May God protect America.
 
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Potential 2010 Republican Campaign Themes

Here are some potential themes or campaign slogans, in no particular order, for 2010 for the Republicans.  A friend who saw this list recently had the following comment, "Sad, but true."
 
1.       ACORN wasn’t this bad when WE were funding it.

2.       At least our czars weren’t as crazy as these ones.

3.       We stand for a more capitalist form of elitism.

4.       We may not have secured the border, but at least you ‘proles’ will all be buying the (politically) correct type of light bulbs.

5.       You must have known we were just kidding about all that family values stuff.

6.       Our empty threats against Iranian tyrants were much better than theirs are.

7.       Abramoff wasn’t as bad as ACORN.

8.       This time, we’ll really be serious about not wasting your money, really!

9.       At least our universal health care scheme will be more profitable than theirs.

10.   We haven’t forgotten how to betray our party’s base yet, have we Sens. McCain, Spector, Graham, Snowe, Chafee, Collins, Warner, (insert name of recent turncoat here).

11.   See? We can be just as rude during Presidential speeches.

12.   The financial meltdown was partly their fault, too you know.

13.   Mark Foley for Secretary of Education, Larry Craig for Health and Human Services, Mark Sanford…

14.   At least we TALKED about illegal immigration.

15.   We didn’t realize the stimulus bill was so wasteful – honest, we didn’t.

16.   Eminent domain – what’s all the fuss about?

17.   Romneycare is better than Obamacare!  (Well, slightly better anyhow.)

18.   Ooops. We should have made the tax cuts permanent back when we could have.

19.   We didn’t prosecute CIA Agents for doing their jobs, only Border Agents.

20.   We won’t do quite as many bailouts!

"Our people look for a cause to believe in. Is it a third party we need, or is it a new and revitalized second party, raising a banner of no pale pastels, but bold colors, which make it unmistakably clear where we stand on all of the issues troubling the people?"

                                                                                                Ronald Reagan, CPAC, 1975


Mr. Steele, Pence, Boehner, McConnell, Kyl, Cantor - I hope you see this post.  I'm mainly hoping it will give you some pointers to get back on track, back to key principles and restore a conservative majority in 2010.  May God bless America.
 
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