Here are some potential themes or campaign slogans, in no particular order, for 2010 for the Republicans. A friend who saw this list recently had the following comment, "Sad, but true."
1.
ACORN wasn’t this bad when WE were funding it.
2. At least our czars weren’t as crazy as these ones.
3. We stand for a more capitalist form of elitism.
4. We may not have secured the border, but at least you ‘proles’ will all be buying the (politically) correct type of light bulbs.
5. You must have known we were just kidding about all that family values stuff.
6. Our empty threats against Iranian tyrants were much better than theirs are.
7. Abramoff wasn’t as bad as ACORN.
8. This time, we’ll really be serious about not wasting your money, really!
9. At least our universal health care scheme will be more profitable than theirs.
10. We haven’t forgotten how to betray our party’s base yet, have we Sens. McCain, Spector, Graham, Snowe, Chafee, Collins, Warner, (insert name of recent turncoat here).
11. See? We can be just as rude during Presidential speeches.
12. The financial meltdown was partly their fault, too you know.
13. Mark Foley for Secretary of Education, Larry Craig for Health and Human Services, Mark Sanford…
14. At least we TALKED about illegal immigration.
15. We didn’t realize the stimulus bill was so wasteful – honest, we didn’t.
16. Eminent domain – what’s all the fuss about?
17. Romneycare is better than Obamacare! (Well, slightly better anyhow.)
18. Ooops. We should have made the tax cuts permanent back when we could have.
19. We didn’t prosecute CIA Agents for doing their jobs, only Border Agents.
20. We won’t do quite as many bailouts!
"Our people look for a cause to believe in. Is it a third party we need, or is it a new and revitalized second party, raising a banner of no pale pastels, but bold colors, which make it unmistakably clear where we stand on all of the issues troubling the people?"
Ronald Reagan, CPAC, 1975
Mr. Steele, Pence, Boehner, McConnell, Kyl, Cantor - I hope you see this post. I'm mainly hoping it will give you some pointers to get back on track, back to key principles and restore a conservative majority in 2010. May God bless America.